You do not want to do this. This is foolish and will hurt a lot. You will whimper silently to yourself wondering what poor life choices you made to arrive here. Repeat, you do not want to do this.
Still reading. Ok you are clearly an idiot. Let me explain the rules.

This could be you!
There are 5 routes up and down the most popular peaks in the Boulder Skyline. You have 5 days to complete them, Monday thru Friday. You may attempt them in any order and as many times as you like. To be eligible you must complete them over the same period as everyone else. To find out the date of this totally pointless endeavor just show up to any RMR run and ask the stupidest looking person you find. They are sure to know.
Rankings will be listed by ascent time, descent time and overall time. Submissions will only be accepted by links to GPS evidence or showing suitable injuries that you are sure to sustain on this frivolous jaunt.
24.7 miles
11,333ft up – 11,333ft down = 0ft